Sunday, August 17, 2008

10 best Ralph Wiggum quotes

Son of the police chief, Ralph Wiggum isn't the most popular kid in school. Or the brightest. Or the most athletic. His random, dim-witted remarks, however, do make him the funniest.

1. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
2. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
3. [to a wolf] Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...
4. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
5. I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
6. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
7. Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.
8. Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!
9. I bent my wookie.
10. And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

Previously on Lists Galore!
25 condescending (and useful!) phrases
15 humorous half-witted headlines
People who aren’t as nice as you’d think they’d be


Anonymous said...

I always remember the "tastes like burning" quote. Definitely a favorite. Poor Ralph.

Andi said...

I agree, Poor Ralph. I think that's why I like him so much. I like to root for the underdog.