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My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she's reading. ~ Steve Jobs
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Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love. ~ Woody Allen
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ~ Tom Clancy
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You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. ~ Steve Martin
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~ Woody Allen
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. ~ Lynn Lavner
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~ George Burns
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. ~ Sharon Stone
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal
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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. ~ Robert De Niro
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ~ Dustin Hoffman
twelve
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. ~ Woody Allen
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ~ Robin Williams
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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. ~ Aldous Huxley
Previously on Lists Galore!
Greed, gluttony & lust: the best places in the world to misbehave
Sex, drugs & rock 'n roll
20 best Jerry Seinfeld quotes
Saturday, January 31, 2009
15 funny quotes about sex
Friday, January 30, 2009
Art attack

5 graffiti artists you should know
6 of history's greatest art heists and scams
8 postmodern appearances of the Mona Lisa
Top 10 art installations of Second Life
Top 10 art thefts of the 20th century
10 fun facts about Pablo Picasso
10 paintings by Adolph Hitler
Top 10 paintings in Lego by Marco Pece
13 high speed photography images
20 examples of hilariously geeky art and graffiti
20 strange sculptures
45 beautiful motion blur photos
1800 Tequila's essential artists campaign: limited edition bottles
Beautiful and creative metal sculptures
Famous art, Simpsonized
Found item sculptures by Ann Smith
If other artists drew the Mona Lisa
Invisibilia
Original Winnie the Pooh drawings
Pencil art: using pencils as canvas
Yours, mine & ours: collaborative artwork
Previously on Lists Galore!
Architectural wonders
Art & soul
25 lunches too awesome to eat
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Fame!

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5 famous authors and why they were perverts
Five infamous female spies
10 famous cemeteries
Stories behind 10 famous food logos
10 famous martini preferences
Top 10 infamous recorded outbursts
Top 10 most famous preserved body parts
The 13 most famous numbers and their stories
Top 15 quotes by famous atheists
20 famous logo designs
Top 25 famous redheads
Bankrupt! 65 famous people who lost it all
Bird's eye view of famous TV homes
Famous people when young
Famous people who have been homeless
Famous people's last words
Famous sounds
Famous speeches
Famous vegetarians
Good quotations by famous people
Let us now praise famous nerds
The world's most famous landmarks replaced by cheap souvenirs
Previously on Lists Galore!
This day in history
2008 year view mirror :: people
18 logos gone wrong
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
All the answers

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5 answers for how to pick up younger women
Telecommuting: 5 answers to bad weather?
8-ball answers
David Letterman's top ten answers to "How cold is it?"
Ten answers to the un-answerable question: “What is web 2.0?”
10 curious questions and answers
10 questions we hope Lost answers this season
20 answers to the question: What does it take to blog?
How to answer 23 of the most common interview questions
Tech: 25 questions, 25 answers
50 answers
Lose your Wikipedia crutch: 100 places to go for good answers online
Bollywood: frequently questioned answers
Collection of funniest & hilarious exam answers
Explainer 2009: answers to your questions about the news
Get answers to your questions with these websites
Golf swing tips: 10 short answers to common questions
Inappropriate answers to “How are you?”
Snowflake chemistry: answers to common questions
The worst Family Feud answers of all time
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Burning questions
Living online
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Burning questions

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Four philosophical questions to make your brain hurt
How to keep yourself on track: 5 helpful questions
5 job interview questions that mean you're not getting hired...and one that means you are
Top 5 questions about spaying and neutering
5 questions on accordions
6 questions to ask yourself to get the most out of life
7 questions to finding your true passion
Nine questions to ask your boss
10 questions for Alec Baldwin
Top ten questions not to ask in a job interview
Top 20 questions to consider when buying a digital camera
The world's 23 toughest math questions
30 interview questions you can't ask and 30 sneaky, legal alternatives to get the same info
50 questions to evaluate the quality of your website
Bad questions for meet the teacher night
Questions couples should ask (or wish they had) before marrying
Questions from your girlfriend that aren't really questions
Smart questions that will super charge you life
Previously on Lists Galore!
Absolutely amazing
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Monday, January 26, 2009
Greed, gluttony & lust: the best places in the world to misbehave
Looking for Sin City? Look no further!
Here are 7 of the best places in the world to let loose.
GREED - Las Vegas
Vegas' slogan could be "greed is good". The bandits may be one-armed, but they're reaching for your money all the same.
It's not just the casino owners — everywhere, glassy-eyed gamblers try to defy the odds and pile up the pennies. Come here to connect with your inner kitsch: acres of neon, rhinestone-encrusted showgirls and outrageously opulent casinos.
The capital of capitalism is unlike anywhere else on earth — after all, there's no exceeding excess.

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WRATH - Milan
It's easy to mistake the red flares burning at big Italian soccer matches for the red mist of rage, so fierce are some local encounters.
Packed in amid seething crowds, you'd be excused a frisson of fear as decibels surge to ear-numbing proportions and the teams trot on to the pitch.
Some of the most wrathful rivalry has been seen at the San Siro stadium, where Milan take on local arch-enemies Inter. When they do, the whole city is a riot of red and blue.
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ENVY - Tokyo
Shoto in Tokyo's Shibuya district has some of the world's most expensive real estate. Costing about US$1800 ($3052) per square foot, it recently surpassed Barker Road in Hong Kong, Eaton Square in London's Belgravia and New York's Fifth Avenue to the title.
Get a culture-shock, but don't expect to buy a home.

SLOTH - Caribbean Islands
When it comes to laid-back chilling out, many minds turn languidly to the Caribbean. In this place, limin' (watching the world go by) is a way of life.
While away some lazy, hazy days in relatively undeveloped Tobago. Calypso music drifts by on the breeze, azure seas lap at pristine sands and turtles glide silently across coral reefs. If you visit at Easter, watch for the crab and goat racing.
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LUST - Amsterdam
Amsterdam is as notorious for its red-light district as for its tolerant approach to soft drugs. Despite plans to close a third of the city's sex venues, the scantily clad women in the Wallen's well-lit "window brothels" are still a big draw for the curious coach-party crowd.
If all that risqué posing falls rather flat, develop a burning passion for Amsterdam's waterfront architecture instead.
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PRIDE - Los Angeles
Los Angeles is a land of big hair and small noses. Displaying more nips 'n' tucks than a street full of couture houses, this is a city that appears to have more plastic surgeons than palm trees.
Cruise the boutique shops of Beverly Hills for some people-watching or head to Hollywood for a burst of celebrity-spotting.
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GLUTTONY - Paris
For centuries the epicentre of epicurean delight, the restaurants of Paris risk making gluttons of us all. Although Tokyo sometimes trumps the French capital for sheer numbers of Michelin stars, dining by candlelight in a back-street bistro in the Latin Quarter is still divine. Guzzle a galette in even the humblest creperie and you'll wonder how they manage to make buckwheat pancakes taste so sublime.
Visitors can work off the calories with a Gallic game of boules.
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(This list is an edited extract from Lonely Planet's Best in Travel 2009)
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Sunday, January 25, 2009
25 best Winston Churchill quotes

Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill (30 November 1874 – 24 January 1965) was a British politician known chiefly for his leadership of the United Kingdom during World War II. He served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945 and again from 1951 to 1955. A noted statesman and orator, Churchill was also an officer in the British Army, a historian, a Nobel Prize-winning writer, and an artist.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
5
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.
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I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.
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I am easily satisfied with the very best.
9
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.
12
If you are going through hell, keep going.
13
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
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It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right.
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Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
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Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
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Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
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To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
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We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
25
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Previously on Lists Galore!
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15 wittiest Groucho Marx quotes
10 best Gandhi quotes
Saturday, January 24, 2009
10 things :: songs

Top 10 best Disney songs
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Top 10 best songs about your mom
The top ten coma songs ever
Top 10 James Bond theme songs
The 10 most annoying songs ever
Top 10 songs about athletes
Top 10 songs about guns
10 songs that will drive you nuts when they get stuck in your head
Top ten songs with sexually suggestive food metaphors
Previously on Lists Galore!
10 things :: weird
10 things :: books
10 things :: animals
Friday, January 23, 2009
Living online

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Five best URL shrinkers
5 online mistakes that caused a market frenzy
ID theft: 7 stupid online security mistakes you're probably making
Top 10 dumbest online business ideas that made it big time
10 laugh out loud online animations
When flash goes evil: 10 online nastimations for your perverse pleasure
Top ten online psychology experiments
Top ten online shops for vintage furniture and accessories
Top 10 online stores by volume
Top ten tips for shopping online
10 ways to keep kids safe online
Top 25 funniest Google ads ever
31 essential Gmail tips
49 amazing social media, web 2.0 and internet stats
50 awesome search engines every librarian should know about
50 online resources for decluttering your Life
95 old school games you can play online
What's the score, Senor? Why, 404s galore
When the internet attacks: cyber vigilantes
Where to research material for your homework
Previously on Lists Galore!
Tool time
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Surfing the web
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Architectural wonders

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5 incredible container houses
5 unbelievable rotating houses
6 menacing towers fit for a supervillain
The cream of the crop: 10 crazy corn mazes that man imagined to build
10 fascinating buildings never built
10 most awesome tree houses
10 notable staircases
15 awesome architectural optical illusions
15 gravity defying homes from around the world
24 ghost towns and abandoned cities
25 incredible personal biodomes
The best houses of all time in L.A.
Despot birdhouses: birdhouses modeled after dictators’ palaces
Modern prefab buildings & flat pack furniture
Red-hot library smut
Siberian wooden houses
Spider webs glamour & architecture
Underground archeology: rock cut architecture in the depths of the earth
Previously on Lists Galore!
Building inspection
Home sweet home
Don't say we didn't warn you: 25 wacky warning signs
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Absolutely amazing

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6 most amazing treasures nobody ever found
9 amazing ads from the 30s
Prefabulous: 9 amazingly modern factory built homes
9 amazingly unique bridges you may not have seen
Top 10 amazing chemical reactions
Top 10 amazing chemistry videos
10 amazing coincidences
10 amazing contemporary sculptures
Ten amazing facts about your brain
Ten amazing movies your friends have never heard of
Top 10 amazing savants
A collector’s dream come true - 10 amazing uncovered treasures from 2008
17 amazing/beautiful examples of origami art
20 amazing and essential non-fiction books to enrich your library
20 amazing places to bungee jump
Amazing bus stops
Amazing ice sculptures
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Tales of the bizarre
25 lunches too awesome to eat
Strokes of luck: 10 more monuments people just HAVE to touch
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
This day in history

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Photos of the Lincoln inauguration
Presidential inaugurations through the years
Presidents who smoke: a photo history
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Monday, January 19, 2009
A picture is worth a thousand words

Lists that have plenty of pics!
Top five nude celebrity cover shoots
The 8 most horrifying body modifications
The 10 amazingly funny baby pictures you would never want to miss
Top 11 weirdest burgers: a tribute
15 most impressive cakes
30 giant figures seen from Google Earth
50 strange buildings of the world
50 stunning underwater photos
The art of gesture in tourist Italy
Castles that will inspire and haunt you
Crazy happenings on the road less traveled
Crazy side cars
Food art: incredible art made from food
Gallery of absinthe bottles
If movie posters were honest
Junk drawers
No ifs or ands: put the butts into photography
Photos of celebrities aging: rollover photos
Pictures taken at just the right angle
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Strokes of luck: 10 more monuments people just HAVE to touch
Cupcakes that take the cake
20 books guaranteed to warp kids' minds
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Strokes of luck: 10 more monuments people just HAVE to touch
Some of these were suggested by readers of our previous post, 10 unusual monuments to rub, kiss or pat for good luck. Many thanks!
Let's face it, when people travel a long way to see a monument, sometimes looking just isn't enough. Sometimes they want — no, need — to touch! Here are 10 monuments that fill that need.
1. Stephen Foster Sculpture
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
At least since the American Civil Rights Movement, this statue of a white man and slave has periodically stirred public debate. Some claim that it's racist, others claim that Uncle Ned, the song whose composition is depicted, is actually one of the first anti-slavery songs.
Controversial or not, many people believe that rubbing Ned's big toe will bring good luck.

2. Casa di Giulietta
Verona, Italy
In Verona, Italy, a house claiming to be the Capulets' house from Romeo and Juliet has been turned into a tourist attraction. It features the balcony and, in the small courtyard, a bronze statue of Juliet baring her breast.
Legend has it that if a person strokes the breast of the statue, that person will have good fortune.
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3. St. John of Nepomuk
Charles Bridge, Prague, Czech Republic
The most popular statue on the Charles Bridge in Prague is probably the one of St. John of Nepomuk, a Czech martyr saint who was executed by being thrown into the Vltava from the bridge. The base portrays scenes from the life of St. John, including his death.
The plaque has been polished to a shine by countless people caressing it over the centuries, which is supposed to bring good luck and ensure a person's return to Prague.
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4. Everard 't Serclaes
Brussels, Belgium
It is said among locals that the statue of Everard 't Serclaes brings luck and grants the wishes of all who touch it. Serclaes' arm and the dog's nose are supposed to be especially lucky. Other parts are also stroked frequently, such as the face of an angel and one of the shields.
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5. Winged Figures of the Republic,
Hoover Dam, Nevada, United States
On the Nevada side of Hoover Dam is a 142-foot flagpole flanked by two 32-foot high statues, called the Winged Figures of the Republic. They express "the immutable calm of intellectual resolution, and the enormous power of trained physical strength, equally enthroned in placid triumph of scientific accomplishment."
Local folklore says that rubbing their feet will bring good luck.
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6. Lion Statues,
The Residenz, Munich, Germany
The Residenz is the former royal palace of the Bavarian monarchs and serves today as one of the finest room decoration museums in Europe.
Stroke the noses of the lions outside the Odeanplatz entrance for luck as you pass, but just touch one ... or the luck is cancelled out!
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7. Wall Street Bull
New York City, United States
The Charging Bull, or Wall Street Bull as it is more commonly known, is one of the symbols of the financial district in Manhattan. The famous 7,000 pound bronze statue was created by Arturo Di Modica and installed near Wall Street to "bring bulls back to Wall Street" after the 1987 stock market crash.
The bull sculpture is said to bring luck to traders and stockbrokers (and tourists!) if they rub its testicles.
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8. Schöne Brunnen Fountain
Nuremberg, Germany
Doubtless, the main attraction of the "Beautiful Fountain" is the shimmering golden ring, or Glücksbringer, set into one of the ornate railings which surround the fountain.
Turn the ring three times and your wishes will come true!
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9. Moses Maimonides
Cordova, Spain
Moses Maimonides was a rabbi, physician, and philosopher during the Middle Ages. The statue of him was erected next to a synagogue in Córdoba.
Rubbing Moses Maimonides’ foot is supposed to bring good luck.
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10. Laughing Buddha,
Feilai Feng, Linyin Temple, Hangzhou, China
On the way to and from the Lingyin Temple, visitors pass the grotto carvings on "Peak that Flew from Afar". The Laughing Buddha is one of the most famous of the statues carved into the rock.
According to legend, if one rubs the Buddha's great belly, it brings forth wealth, good luck, and prosperity.
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10 unusual monuments to rub, kiss or pat for good luck
10 of the most extraordinary places to take a bath
10 of the best places in the world to stargaze
Saturday, January 17, 2009
20 best Barack Obama quotes

Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is the President-elect of the United States of America. The first African American to be elected President of the United States, Obama was the junior United States Senator from Illinois in 2004 and served until his resignation on November 16, 2008, following his election to the Presidency. His term of office as the forty-fourth U.S. president is scheduled to begin on January 20, 2009.
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A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, 'Huh. It works. It makes sense.'
two
Americans... still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do.
three
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
four
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.
five
I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.
six
I know my country has not perfected itself. At times, we've struggled to keep the promise of liberty and equality for all of our people. We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions.
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I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.
eight
If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them and to promote their common welfare - all else is lost.
nine
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress.
ten
It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to get to where we are today, but we have just begun. Today we begin in earnest the work of making sure that the world we leave our children is just a little bit better than the one we inhabit today.
eleven
Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.
twelve
My parents shared not only an improbable love, they shared an abiding faith in the possibilities of this nation. They would give me an African name, Barack, or blessed, believing that in a tolerant America your name is no barrier to success.
thirteen
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.
fourteen
There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and Latino America and Asian America - there's the United States of America.
fifteen
We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen.
sixteen
We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.
seventeen
We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice apartments but don't want to work hard to accomplish these things. Everyone should try to realize their full potential.
eighteen
What Washington needs is adult supervision.
nineteen
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.
twenty
Why can't I just eat my waffle?
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