Saturday, January 31, 2009

15 funny quotes about sex


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one
My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she's reading. ~ Steve Jobs

two
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love. ~ Woody Allen

three
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ~ Tom Clancy

four
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. ~ Steve Martin

five
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~ Woody Allen

six
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. ~ Lynn Lavner

seven
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~ George Burns

eight
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. ~ Sharon Stone

nine
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal

ten
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. ~ Robert De Niro

eleven
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ~ Dustin Hoffman

twelve
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

thirteen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. ~ Woody Allen

fourteen
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. ~ Robin Williams

fifteen
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. ~ Aldous Huxley

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

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Monday, January 26, 2009

Greed, gluttony & lust: the best places in the world to misbehave

Looking for Sin City? Look no further!

Here are 7 of the best places in the world to let loose.

GREED - Las Vegas

Vegas' slogan could be "greed is good". The bandits may be one-armed, but they're reaching for your money all the same.

It's not just the casino owners — everywhere, glassy-eyed gamblers try to defy the odds and pile up the pennies. Come here to connect with your inner kitsch: acres of neon, rhinestone-encrusted showgirls and outrageously opulent casinos.

The capital of capitalism is unlike anywhere else on earth — after all, there's no exceeding excess.

Las Vegas

Las Vegas
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Las Vegas
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WRATH - Milan

It's easy to mistake the red flares burning at big Italian soccer matches for the red mist of rage, so fierce are some local encounters.

Packed in amid seething crowds, you'd be excused a frisson of fear as decibels surge to ear-numbing proportions and the teams trot on to the pitch.

Some of the most wrathful rivalry has been seen at the San Siro stadium, where Milan take on local arch-enemies Inter. When they do, the whole city is a riot of red and blue.

Milan
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Milan

ENVY - Tokyo

Shoto in Tokyo's Shibuya district has some of the world's most expensive real estate. Costing about US$1800 ($3052) per square foot, it recently surpassed Barker Road in Hong Kong, Eaton Square in London's Belgravia and New York's Fifth Avenue to the title.

Get a culture-shock, but don't expect to buy a home.

Shibuya

Shibuya

SLOTH - Caribbean Islands

When it comes to laid-back chilling out, many minds turn languidly to the Caribbean. In this place, limin' (watching the world go by) is a way of life.

While away some lazy, hazy days in relatively undeveloped Tobago. Calypso music drifts by on the breeze, azure seas lap at pristine sands and turtles glide silently across coral reefs. If you visit at Easter, watch for the crab and goat racing.

Tobago
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Tobago
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LUST - Amsterdam

Amsterdam is as notorious for its red-light district as for its tolerant approach to soft drugs. Despite plans to close a third of the city's sex venues, the scantily clad women in the Wallen's well-lit "window brothels" are still a big draw for the curious coach-party crowd.

If all that risqué posing falls rather flat, develop a burning passion for Amsterdam's waterfront architecture instead.

Amsterdam
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Amsterdam
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PRIDE - Los Angeles

Los Angeles is a land of big hair and small noses. Displaying more nips 'n' tucks than a street full of couture houses, this is a city that appears to have more plastic surgeons than palm trees.

Cruise the boutique shops of Beverly Hills for some people-watching or head to Hollywood for a burst of celebrity-spotting.

Rodeo Drive
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Beverly Hills
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GLUTTONY - Paris

For centuries the epicentre of epicurean delight, the restaurants of Paris risk making gluttons of us all. Although Tokyo sometimes trumps the French capital for sheer numbers of Michelin stars, dining by candlelight in a back-street bistro in the Latin Quarter is still divine. Guzzle a galette in even the humblest creperie and you'll wonder how they manage to make buckwheat pancakes taste so sublime.

Visitors can work off the calories with a Gallic game of boules.

Paris
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Playing boules in Paris
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(This list is an edited extract from Lonely Planet's Best in Travel 2009)

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

25 best Winston Churchill quotes



Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill (30 November 1874 – 24 January 1965) was a British politician known chiefly for his leadership of the United Kingdom during World War II. He served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945 and again from 1951 to 1955. A noted statesman and orator, Churchill was also an officer in the British Army, a historian, a Nobel Prize-winning writer, and an artist.

1
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

2
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

3
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

4
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

5
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

6
I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

7
I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.

8
I am easily satisfied with the very best.

9
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

10
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

11
I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

12
If you are going through hell, keep going.

13
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.

14
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

15
It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right.

16
Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

17
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

18
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

19
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.

20
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

21
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

22
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

23
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.

24
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

25
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Strokes of luck: 10 more monuments people just HAVE to touch

Some of these were suggested by readers of our previous post, 10 unusual monuments to rub, kiss or pat for good luck. Many thanks!

Let's face it, when people travel a long way to see a monument, sometimes looking just isn't enough. Sometimes they want — no, need — to touch! Here are 10 monuments that fill that need.

1. Stephen Foster Sculpture
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States


At least since the American Civil Rights Movement, this statue of a white man and slave has periodically stirred public debate. Some claim that it's racist, others claim that Uncle Ned, the song whose composition is depicted, is actually one of the first anti-slavery songs.

Controversial or not, many people believe that rubbing Ned's big toe will bring good luck.

Stephen Foster Sculpture

Stephen Foster Sculpture

2. Casa di Giulietta
Verona, Italy


In Verona, Italy, a house claiming to be the Capulets' house from Romeo and Juliet has been turned into a tourist attraction. It features the balcony and, in the small courtyard, a bronze statue of Juliet baring her breast.

Legend has it that if a person strokes the breast of the statue, that person will have good fortune.

Casa di Giulietta
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Casa di Giulietta
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3. St. John of Nepomuk
Charles Bridge, Prague, Czech Republic


The most popular statue on the Charles Bridge in Prague is probably the one of St. John of Nepomuk, a Czech martyr saint who was executed by being thrown into the Vltava from the bridge. The base portrays scenes from the life of St. John, including his death.

The plaque has been polished to a shine by countless people caressing it over the centuries, which is supposed to bring good luck and ensure a person's return to Prague.

St. John of Nepomuk
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St. John of Nepomuk
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4. Everard 't Serclaes
Brussels, Belgium


It is said among locals that the statue of Everard 't Serclaes brings luck and grants the wishes of all who touch it. Serclaes' arm and the dog's nose are supposed to be especially lucky. Other parts are also stroked frequently, such as the face of an angel and one of the shields.

Everard 't Serclaes
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Everard 't Serclaes
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5. Winged Figures of the Republic,
Hoover Dam, Nevada, United States


On the Nevada side of Hoover Dam is a 142-foot flagpole flanked by two 32-foot high statues, called the Winged Figures of the Republic. They express "the immutable calm of intellectual resolution, and the enormous power of trained physical strength, equally enthroned in placid triumph of scientific accomplishment."

Local folklore says that rubbing their feet will bring good luck.

Winged Figures of the Republic
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Winged Figures of the Republic
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6. Lion Statues,
The Residenz, Munich, Germany


The Residenz is the former royal palace of the Bavarian monarchs and serves today as one of the finest room decoration museums in Europe.

Stroke the noses of the lions outside the Odeanplatz entrance for luck as you pass, but just touch one ... or the luck is cancelled out!

Residenz
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Residenz
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7. Wall Street Bull
New York City, United States


The Charging Bull, or Wall Street Bull as it is more commonly known, is one of the symbols of the financial district in Manhattan. The famous 7,000 pound bronze statue was created by Arturo Di Modica and installed near Wall Street to "bring bulls back to Wall Street" after the 1987 stock market crash.

The bull sculpture is said to bring luck to traders and stockbrokers (and tourists!) if they rub its testicles.

Wall Street Bull
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Wall Street Bull
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8. Schöne Brunnen Fountain
Nuremberg, Germany


Doubtless, the main attraction of the "Beautiful Fountain" is the shimmering golden ring, or Glücksbringer, set into one of the ornate railings which surround the fountain.

Turn the ring three times and your wishes will come true!

Schöne Brunnen
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Schöne Brunnen
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Schöne Brunnen

9. Moses Maimonides
Cordova, Spain


Moses Maimonides was a rabbi, physician, and philosopher during the Middle Ages. The statue of him was erected next to a synagogue in Córdoba.

Rubbing Moses Maimonides’ foot is supposed to bring good luck.

Moses Maimonides
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Moses Maimonides
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10. Laughing Buddha,
Feilai Feng, Linyin Temple, Hangzhou, China


On the way to and from the Lingyin Temple, visitors pass the grotto carvings on "Peak that Flew from Afar". The Laughing Buddha is one of the most famous of the statues carved into the rock.

According to legend, if one rubs the Buddha's great belly, it brings forth wealth, good luck, and prosperity.

Feilai Feng (Peak that Flew from Afar)
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Laughing Buddha
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

20 best Barack Obama quotes



Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is the President-elect of the United States of America. The first African American to be elected President of the United States, Obama was the junior United States Senator from Illinois in 2004 and served until his resignation on November 16, 2008, following his election to the Presidency. His term of office as the forty-fourth U.S. president is scheduled to begin on January 20, 2009.

one
A good compromise, a good piece of legislation, is like a good sentence; or a good piece of music. Everybody can recognize it. They say, 'Huh. It works. It makes sense.'

two
Americans... still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do.

three
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.

four
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.

five
I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

six
I know my country has not perfected itself. At times, we've struggled to keep the promise of liberty and equality for all of our people. We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions.

seven
I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.

eight
If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them and to promote their common welfare - all else is lost.

nine
If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress.

ten
It took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to get to where we are today, but we have just begun. Today we begin in earnest the work of making sure that the world we leave our children is just a little bit better than the one we inhabit today.

eleven
Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

twelve
My parents shared not only an improbable love, they shared an abiding faith in the possibilities of this nation. They would give me an African name, Barack, or blessed, believing that in a tolerant America your name is no barrier to success.

thirteen
The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.

fourteen
There is not a liberal America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America and Latino America and Asian America - there's the United States of America.

fifteen
We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen.

sixteen
We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent.

seventeen
We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice apartments but don't want to work hard to accomplish these things. Everyone should try to realize their full potential.

eighteen
What Washington needs is adult supervision.

nineteen
You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.

twenty
Why can't I just eat my waffle?

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