Thursday, September 30, 2010

Film festival


(credit: wintersixfour)

Dennis Hopper's five best films: a tribute to a Hollywood icon
The ten best 'guy' films
Top ten best horror films for kids
10 best Pixar films
10 best rock star film performances
Top 10 CGI films
Top 10 children's films for adults, too
10 cool movie trivia games for film buffs
Top 10 films about alcoholics
Top ten finest film franchises
Top 10 franchise-destroying film moments
Top 10 most confusing films
Top 10 overlooked Hitchcock films
10 superbly stylized animated short films
15 badass films set in New York City
20 films scenes recreated using toys
The 25 best action films of all time
50 films that nearly had very different casts
50 great works of literature you should at least watch on film
50 greatest animated films with added commentary by Terry Gilliam
Famous death threats against film makers

Bonus link
Early films of NYC

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Monday, September 27, 2010

Photo synthesis



The top 10 funniest sports photos of all time
10 incredible iPhone portrait photographs
10 photographs that changed the world
15 incredibe iPhone dog photographs
18 rare and unseen Star Wars shots
20 most amazing photos taken by the Hubble telescope
21 fantastic examples of brilliant photography with humor
25 defining images in Baby Boomer history
Top 25 most ancient historical photographs
25+ photos that creatively capture kids
26 pictures of crazy cat furniture
30 incredible HDR photos of New York City
35 examples of beautiful city photography
Picture show: the 37 or so ingredients in a Twinkie
40 romantic photographs shot in the rain
45 absolutely stunning examples of silhouette photography
50 totally awesome surf photos
69 alternatives to the default Facebook profile picture
A history of Obama feigning interest in mundane things
Cool camera toss photos
Parenting, it's not for everyone! [NSFW]
Rare photographs of celebrities
Trick photography with album covers

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Friday, September 24, 2010

If men ruled the world



Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

Every man would get four real "Get Out of Jail Free" cards per year.

When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."

People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.

Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Garbage would take itself out.

Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years. (Wouldn't help — you STILL wouldn't remember!)

On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off. Mother's Day, too.

St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same.
But it would be celebrated every month.

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the backside and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

(via: Miss Cellania)

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

11 ultimate experiences for thrill seekers



Take a deep breath, get strapped in and feel the buzz. Travel guide Lonely Planet, brings you the thrill-seekers' list, from its 1000 Ultimate Experiences book.

1. Big Shot Ride
Las Vegas, USA






This ride, atop the 110-storey Stratosphere observation tower in Las Vegas, has incredible views. The Big Shot runs on compressed air, which, with incredible force, rockets you in your harness from the ride's base to the top of the Big Shot's 49 metre (160 ft 10 in) tower in just over two seconds. It's on the boulevard, on top of the Stratosphere Hotel.

2. Motorcycle-Taxi Ride
Thailand





Motorcycle-taxi riders bob in and out of endless lines of cars at alarming speeds, often mounting pavements, and wipe-outs occur with shocking regularity. Often the injured rider or passenger is carted off to hospital in a passing tuk tuk. Look for the orange vests worn by licensed taxi riders, who are legally required to carry a spare helmet; motorcycle taxis are usually down the alleys just off the main roads.

3. Rock Climbing
Yosemite Valley, USA





They say Yosemite Valley is climbing mecca, with climbs coveted by 'rock heads' far and wide, and a degree of difficulty that has necessitated many technical innovations. Even today, as the most demanding ascents have crumbled, aficionados still point to El Capitan, Yosemite's 915m granite wall, as the planet's greatest rock climb. Be prepared to self-rescue: it is illegal to camp at the base of any wall. Read the climbers' guide.

4. Parasailing
Acapulco, Mexico





Parasailing was invented in Acapulco and that's no surprise: it's an absolutely prime location for floating upon the air, with a spectacular, panoramic view of the city, the hills and the islands beyond Acapulco Bay. You take off from the beach and you land on the beach. Operators abound at Contesa Beach and are easy to arrange except during the busy spring holiday season.

5. Zambezi River Rafting
Zambia & Zimbabwe





The British Canoe Union classes this white-water run as an extreme Grade V: violent rapids, steep gradients, massive drops. One of the rapids is called 'Oblivion' and is said to flip more canoes than any other on the planet. Commercial operators like Safari Par Excellence operate on both countries' shores. July to January serves up the best water conditions.

6. Running With the Bulls
Pamplona, Spain





Ever since Ernest Hemingway popularised the event, running with the bulls through the narrow streets of Pamplona has come to symbolise some kind of macho pinnacle. Bull runs start at 8am every day from 7 to 14 July; runners must enter before 7:30am. Once you start running it is technically illegal to stop.

8. Sydney Harbour Bridge Climb
Sydney, Australia





Follow in Aussie comedian Paul Hogan's footsteps, prefame — he worked as a rigger on the 'Coat Hanger', the world's largest steel-arch bridge; its summit is 134m above sea level. The climb takes over three hours and it's a hairy thrill, with cars and people below like ants, and lovely Sydney Harbour before you. Book online; choose to climb day, night, twilight or dawn on the first Saturday of each month.

9. Swimming With Dolphins
New Zealand





These graceful and playful creatures are guaranteed to quicken the pulse of anyone lucky enough to get near them, with their undeniable intelligence and exuberant personalities. They get frisky and acrobatic only if they feel like it, so a new trend has taken root: swimmers sing not only to attract dolphins, but also to get them in the mood. Apparently Elvis tunes do the trick nicely. Tours leave from Kaikoura; book online, Dolphin Encounter is one of the oldest operators.

10. Swimming With Sharks
Dyer Island, South Africa





Dolphins not edgy enough for you? Try swimming with a great white off Dyer Island. All you have to do is jump in a cage and be lowered into a school of hungry sharks. As they peer in helplessly with those dead black eyes, you might think 'this is soft!' Think again. Smaller sharks have been known to butt their way through the bars. From April to August most operators can almost guarantee the sharks will appear.

11. 'Edge of Space' Flights
Russia





This must be the ultimate high for mainline adrenalin junkies: strapping yourself into a MiG-29 fighter jet and submitting to speeds of Mach 3.2 at a height of 25km — the edge of space — where the sky is black and earth spreads out beneath you. The pilot might even let you take the controls, but make sure you're not too jittery and bank too far, otherwise you might be forced to draw upon that ejector-seat training they put you through. For details visit FlyMiG.com.

(Source: Reuters)

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

20 funny George Costanza lines

George Louis Costanza is a fictional character from the television sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998), played by Jason Alexander. He has been described as a "short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man," "Lord of the Idiots," and as "the greatest sitcom character of all time."

one
"I don't trust men in capes."

two
"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs."

three
"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."

four
"I want to be the one person who doesn't die with dignity."

five
"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution."

six
"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."

seven
"I think she finds my stupidity charming."

eight
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music."
(about Elaine's dancing)

nine
"For me to ask a woman out, I've got to get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks."

ten
"Instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over 360 pair. That way I only have to do wash once a year."

eleven
"Yeah, I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up."

twelve
"If I owned a company, my employees would love me. They'd have huge pictures of me up the walls and in their home, like Lenin."

thirteen
"If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all."

fourteen
"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

fifteen
"Hey, believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think's gonna be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?"

sixteen
"You're extremely attractive, you're gorgeous. I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name."

seventeen
"You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist."

eighteen
"The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal."

nineteen
"When women smile at me I don't know what it means. Sometimes I interpret it like they're psychotic or something. And I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back. I don't know what to do."

twenty
"Hey, it's George. I got nothing to say."

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